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Letter from Freya Evans
You aint getting any younger, and seems to me might be good time in your life to invest in a permanent, personal physician. And I know youve got heaps of doctor-type friends now, but a good, general, fish-hook-dealing-with type doctor could be useful.


From:
"freya evans" <freyagevans@hotmail.com>

To:
rdbycprd@yahoo.com

Subject:
RDBYC of course

Date:
Wed, 27 Oct 2004 09:34:28 +0000


So Frank, heres me thinking that having put up with you for TEN whole years now, sailed with you many hundreds of miles, cooked for you, cleaned up after you, yelled at you, kicked your ass at backgammon (?) foolish I know, but I kind of thought RDBYC would be BEGGING me to join, if only because Im one of the few women in the world who keeps coming back. Ive even tried shamelessly to buy myself in with yuppy-type gifts and stuff. And this is a girl who was sucked-in when she was far too young to know any better. Taken advantage of when merely a PUP, and brought up on the World Marine philosophy when she had no idea there was any other way to live.But seems even this is not enough.

So a few more reasons then:

 



  1. The Royal bit good to have a genuine posh Pommie chick on board
  1. The Butt bit being the proud owner of a few tattoos myself, and medically qualified, AND a women, seems like Im the perfect choice to get involved with Captain Kirks butt.

  1. You aint getting any younger, and seems to me might be good time in your life to invest in a permanent, personal physician. And I know youve got heaps of doctor-type friends now, but a good, general, fish-hook-dealing-with type doctor could be useful.

  1. Im going to keep bothering you anyway, so you might as well make it official.

Being stuck in the middle of Arrrfrica, I cant come and make my point personally right now, but BEWARE, Turkey is a lot closer to England than youve been in a while. And look how often Ive already managed to pester you even New Caledonia wasnt far enough. Im just not sure it will be worth the hassle to you to keep me out. I can be banging on your hatch, shining torches in your eyes, stealing your rum, generally make a total pain in the ass of myself with in a few hours of leaving home..something to think about Franklin. I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!

And anyway, see point 4 above.

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